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大家好，我是 missax.com 的 Natasha Nice，我将向您致以我全部的爱

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我

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罗比

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罗伯特

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出了什么问题还记得我是如何让你帮她做家务的吗

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Vagabr 我从地狱里下班回家

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发现自己没有洗碗，没有倒垃圾，家里就是麦粒肿

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你有没有想过找个管家？也许我们需要一个付钱请管家的人

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我不知道

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你哦

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我又病又累，罗比。你知道做两份工作有多辛苦吗？

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我的意思是，这太荒谬了。我只要求下班回家时房子整洁

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你知道先生是什么吗？今天，当我问史蒂文斯除了这双该死的高跟鞋我是否可以穿其他衣服时，他对我说

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我说，先生，我可以穿平底鞋吗？史蒂文斯和他说不，那是不专业的

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尽管我穿着这双高跟鞋整天跑来跑去为他做所有的事情哇

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这贱人又要发脾气了她认为我除了上学和打扫房子之外无事可做

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她没有意识到我去学校是为了让她高兴，让她为我感到骄傲

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我的梦想是教瑜伽来卖我的画

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她希望我去医学院。我鄙视医学院。这是痛苦。这不是我的热情。这是她的

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我有几个小时的时间尝试平静地走神，现在她要我起床清理。我

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希望爸爸还在身边，支持我的梦想。他总是有办法说服她看到不同的观点。我

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希望我能像学校里的拟人化练习机构一样重新编程她。我

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需要她多一点爱多一点理解

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你必须走了

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走走走

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是的，我只是在想我的声音听起来有多糟糕

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你是否曾经听到过自己的声音却感到厌恶？我？

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我

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想想这件事刚刚发生在我身上就像一种顿悟

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好的

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嗯，我要下楼去洗碗了

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不，我不知道我现在想要什么，亲爱的。我的头有点模糊

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噢

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也许你只是需要放松一下。这就是你想让我做的吗？

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是的

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噢

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你在我的床上放松

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你想让我去哪里放松？

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无论你想去哪里

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对不起亲爱的。我什至无法思考我想要什么

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你为什么不去躺在浴缸里，用你的薰衣草盐并不总是能让你放松

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是的

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噢

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抱歉，我正要出发

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早上好，亲爱的

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你还在浴缸里，你不是应该在830离开吗？

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亲爱的，你愿意我去上班吗？

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为什么你总是问我想要什么

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你感觉还好吗？不，我不是。嗯，我的身体温度是九十二点零二华氏度或者

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三十三点四摄氏度

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噢

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里面很冷怎么办？

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你在里面做什么？

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你想让我停止在浴缸里放松吗？是的，很明显，你会在这里睡觉，披上这条毛巾吗？

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是的大师大师

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噢

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在学校掌握 APB 机器人响应命令并走出浴缸

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是的主人

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请为我单腿站立

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好啦好啦退下

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好的，请举起右手

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好的回来

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举起你的左手。好的，把正确的放回去

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好的，请用毛巾盖住自己

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谢谢你

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不客气

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你还记得昨晚暴风雨中对我大喊大叫吗？

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是的，我可以向你保证，我不会再让你不高兴了

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不高兴

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你是怎么了，你像个机器人还是我没有被重新编程来适应你的东西

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这是某种恶心的笑话吗？你是想给我上一课吗？

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昨晚雷雨的电磁波搭配你的愿望我的遗憾和自我实现

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导致前凝固层和前额皮质重新编程的心电图波的力量

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简而言之，你的愿望现在就是我的愿望

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我想我需要你到床上躺一会儿

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好的，过来吧

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主人饿了吗？

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我想我需要带你去看医生

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我很好师父。好的

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您是否认为自己能够开车或去上班或与认识的人交谈？

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是的主人

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好吧，你别再叫我主人了

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你能感觉到这一点吗？

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是的主人

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你能感觉到这一点吗？

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是的主人

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对不起。我不知道我为什么这么做。

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没有必要抱歉

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我

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我

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你可以在这里吻我吗？

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你的愿望就是我的愿望

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噢

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噢

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来这里

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就躺在这里

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是的主人

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这让你满意吗？

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是啊

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噢

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是的

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是的

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是的

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哦，是的

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是的

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噢

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噢

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天哪

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我感觉很好

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心脏太好了

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是的

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感觉很好

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刚刚好

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我的愿望就是我的愿望

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是的

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是的

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是的

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这真是太满足了

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是的

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是的

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噢

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好孩子

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感谢您在 miss ax.com 与我们一起玩，很快再见

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